Nevadans Protest "Crap and Trade" - Alabama Patriots Go To Their State Capitol and Fart For America - Montgomery Today, Carson City Soon!

Nevadans protesting "Crap and Trade" in Reno. (pictures courtesy Mike at Third Eye on Reno).

Today while Nevadans protested losing jobs and having their utility bills more than doubling, brave Patriots in Alabama went to their state capitol in Montgomery for a "Fart Fest". Update: After eating hard boiled eggs and $450 of chili with beans and baking soda, these 61 brave southerners gave it their best. The secretaries ran for the windows. The lobbies were cleared out. The hallways were cleared. Two protesters were put into a squad car, they cut loose and the cops took them out of the car. The Alabama state government is now against "Crap and Trade." We salute you Freedom Farters in Alabama! All for your country! Montgomery today, Carson City tomorrow!

Fart For America! Contact Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Senator John Ensign. Remember, Harry is up for reelection in 2010. Tell John to quit "working" his staff and work the other Senators. Tell them to vote no on "crap and trade".

Rachel Maddow: Nevada's Senator Ensign Easily Bests the Craig and Clinton Scandals - Yeah! Nevada is Number One! Those Other Guys are Rank Amateurs

Rachel Maddow on John Ensign:


A Republican Affair and its Straight!:


Its got it all: hypocrisy, payroll payoffs, cronyism, talk of extortion of a US Senator and best of all - good old hard, slam bam, thank you maam sex, not some measly groping in a bathroom stall or weak cigar action. Larry Craig and Bill Clinton are not even in your league! I now have a new found respect for you, Senator John Ensign. Should you resign? Hell no! You made us proud senator; Vegas always comes through! I never have voted for you, but you got my vote now. Guaranteed. Can't wait to see you up here at the Mill again in Reno; we are going to give you a well deserved high five and slap on the back! We're even gonna pick up your check in the coffee shop, anything you want on the menu. We love ya man. Read about Senator Ensign and "the Family", they like to keep secrets. Ground zero for Republican sex scandals.

John Ensign and Washington's secretive religious power sect, known as "the Fellowship" or "the Family":

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More on the secretive "Family" - Part One:


More on the secretive "Family" - Part Two:


Douglas Coe and "the Christian Mafia":


The Family hosts the National Prayer Breakfast. Douglas Coe and the 25 most influential evangelicals in America.

The John Ensign Affair Scale (with 10 being found in bed with a dead woman or a live boy):
John Ensign Affair 8.4
Bill Clinton Affair 5.3
Senator Craig Bathroom Incident 1.7
Honorable Mention - Mitt's Vacation Trip with Seamus 0.0

Cindy Hampton and John Ensign and spouses: Ok, everybody smile, all at once now, say "family values":















Darlene and John Photo Album: